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windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me
by Windows Defender February 15, 2019
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Significant Other Dependency Syndrome or SODS effects millions of north americans. The symptoms include but are not limited to : change in sleep patterns ex. staying in and passing out by 10 on a friday night, decreased attention on ones personal fitness level (often referred to as comfort weight), the inability to sleep comfortably alone, the necessity to be in constant contact and in severe cases they even multiply.

These people often socialize with their own type. It is very uncommon to find only a couple people with SODS at a party. They used to go through a ritual so we could identify these people easily by a quick glance at their left hand but now many have abandoned this ritual which leaves them unnoticed.
"Did you go to that house party last night?"
"Yea, it was terrible! Everyone there had Significant Other Dependency Syndrome (SODS)"
by CynicalCanadian October 24, 2011
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Rolls-Royce Defender

A Rolls-Royce Defender is a central defender with a commanding presence and effortless physical dominance. This player wins tackles and out-wrestles his opponents and makes defending look easy, pretty much the definition of Liverpool’s Virgil Van Dijk.
Paul: Did you see Van Dijk’s performance against United?

Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.
by Deathcabforeli August 29, 2021
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Depanda

To remove a panda from one's underpants.
Can we make a pit stop? I must depanda.
by Chestr June 24, 2010
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bitch dependency

to have a unhealthy relationship or attraction to a lady(also referred to as bitch). To treat women as equals.
Tom doublis is the boondocks has bitch dependency
by nleidigh November 28, 2007
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dependapapamus

The sorry MotherFucker whos wife is a Veteran and gives orders as if he served
That new safety nazi at work is a dependapapamus
by Cherrymax63 May 21, 2016
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Dependalogical

Incapable of independent thinking, i.e. unable to think for oneself
Person 1: I think it's highly likely that 9/11 was an inside job. The passing of the USA PATRIOT Act 2001, the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq for the purposes of harvesting opium and stealing oil respectively, the links between the Bush and bin Laden families, the collapse of Building 7 ... I could go on.

Person 2: You're a fucking hippie conspiracy theorist! They said on Fox News that people like you would try to destroy democracy with your lies!

Person 1: Ok, I'm going to end this conversation now. There's no purpose having a discussion with a dependalogical person such as yourself. :)
by Capitana Americá August 8, 2016
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