Double Decked

To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.

Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!

by SwirlyJoe January 21, 2010

penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013

Color Decked

Spanking someone's ass with a Sherwin Williams color deckof paint colors

I color decked her ass and then super painted her.

by Mister superman December 31, 2015

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016

Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

oberdictum-ratio decedendi

Someone who looks at your lips as you speak, and also spreads particles as they pass you.

Willow! Stop gazing at my lips! You're such a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!

Ahggg! Stop spreading particles! Polluter of space and such! Don't be a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!

by DorksWithAttitude June 18, 2010