dickin around

The act of wasting time or doing a purposeless act.

Person #1: Man I just failed my exam!
Person #2: Why? the teacher gave us the answers to the test to memorize
Person #1: I was way too busy dickin around on facebook until 4 AM to learn them.

by Crystal K August 24, 2008

double dickin

mean 2 guys fuck the same girl at the same time and if shes lucky in the same hole

i just got double dicked in my anus it was painful but im a whore so double dickin is awsome!

by dub ill dick er August 14, 2009

duckin my phone calls

When your trying to get a hold of someone and they purposely ignore your phone calls.

I can't believe Nas keeps duckin my phone calls, I need to talk to the landlord and sign my lease.

by Oneandahalf May 6, 2014

Are you dicking me right now?

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.

John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

by Solrac14 February 4, 2010

donald duckin' it

to go completely naked from the waist-down while wearing a shirt, just like donald duck. headwear and footwear are fine, as long as the two central rules are followed: 1) must not be wearing any pants or underpants at all, flopping your junk around for all to see, and 2) must be wearing a shirt.

"when we walked down to the nude end of baker beach this weekend to check out the surf, we saw a wrinkly naked guy doing yoga and two other dudes playing frisbee. one of them was totally donald duckin' it!"

"no way!"

"oh yeah - floppy sun hat, red t-shirt, flip flops, and a smile. i'm still creeped out about it."

by htron June 26, 2007

Ducking

Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.

Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."

by Anna-Rotic June 22, 2007

vagina decliner

homosexual male.
male equivelant of todger dodger.

i always thought he was a bit of a vagina decliner.

by ali barber September 25, 2003