Well known as a terrible town to live, you probably got stuck here when your parents spent all their money on crack and couldn't leave, if you're a teenager you're probably doing drugs by the age of 11, the parties are terrible and everyone in this town are either faggots, junkies, or have some sort of mental disability. People here probably shouldn't have kids.
Either way, do not come to Cranbrook. You'll regret it and waste your money. People who are reading this are probably in Cranbrook, so please, MOVE AWAY.
Either way, do not come to Cranbrook. You'll regret it and waste your money. People who are reading this are probably in Cranbrook, so please, MOVE AWAY.
by BryFuckingWroteThis October 23, 2018
Get the Cranbrook B.C. mug.On a short trip, usually for smokes or pop tarts to the local convenience store, you let out a very thick fart. This fart will not be smelled until you get back in the car after making your purchase. Hence, it has "lingered" in the car, waiting for you.
You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.
You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.
Dude, I cranberried myself this morning. I puked all the way home from speedway. Last time I accidentally pull The Cranberry on myself.
Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.
Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.
by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010
Get the The Cranberry mug.The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.
Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there?
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.
by kingdick April 22, 2005
Get the cran mug.A school for Guyz in Sydney Australia...
Everyonez so cool and relaxed and everyone getz along...
They're HEAPS GOOD at everything and scares the crap out of you when you have to play sport against them...
Did I mention there LEGENDS!!
Everyonez so cool and relaxed and everyone getz along...
They're HEAPS GOOD at everything and scares the crap out of you when you have to play sport against them...
Did I mention there LEGENDS!!
Kambala Chick: Hey did you go to Cranbrook School:
Cranbrook Guy: Yeh?
Kambala Chick: Letz have SEX!!
Cranbrook Guy: Why not??
Cranbrook Guy: Yeh?
Kambala Chick: Letz have SEX!!
Cranbrook Guy: Why not??
by Zacquire April 1, 2009
Get the Cranbrook School mug.A very beautiful and perfect little bear, she is usually appearing as a jellyfish or other amazingly sexy and incredible figure. She is very adorable and lovable.
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by Slyzer June 27, 2010
Get the Ceranda mug.When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.
by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010
Get the Cranberry Almond Crunch mug.When one deliberately roast or makes fun of somebody for really any reason at all, religion, race, ideology, and even school.
Yo did you see that, Papa Doc just got Cranbrooked.
But I know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school. " Yo he got Cranbrooked."
But I know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school. " Yo he got Cranbrooked."
by Real-Slim November 6, 2017
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