Pube Crystals

When sexual fluids crystallize in ones pubic region.

*after finishing* “I’d love to stay and cuddle but I’ve really got to pluck out these pube crystals in the bathroom”

by Burgerfan123 December 18, 2017

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022

Crysana

The best roommate in the entire universe! She is beautiful, funny, smart, outgoing, and very talented. She will never let a friend down and always knows what to say! She is also well known for giving lots of hugs and eating all the cheese.

The cheese is gone!?!
It could only have been crysana.

by Rommate November 20, 2010

Crustasaurus

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

by J0E90 December 2, 2010

crustatarian

A type of vegetarian who eats only crustaceans (shrimp, clams, scallops, etc).

crustatarian vegetarian pescatarian

by Evieg January 25, 2014

crustatious

Someone who is crusty, & complete trash.

Wow look shes so crustatious!

by yummyyamica October 5, 2016