captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Reverse Creeping

(v) A specific condition that takes place during the practiced art of creeping in which a party leads another party into actively creeping on the first party for the first party's social, financial or sexual gain. Usually reverse creeps' schemes are carefully thought out, to the point of obsession, to maximize the creep factor, and more times than not, the creep factor ends up overriding the master scheme after the true nature of the reverse creeper is reviled. Most often manifests in lonely, nerdy, slightly good looking young males, but has been known to also occur in the corresponding females in rare cases.

Boy: How's that dude you were creeping on?

Girl: It's weird. He said yesterday that he was planning our first date for a long time, but we only officially met a week ago.

Boy: He was totally reverse creeping on you!

by AttilatheNun January 10, 2011

ceching

1. Tagging certified dimes, i.e. sexy bitches

2. Cech is also a term for being fucking sweet

3. A sloppy cech is also known as a sloppy joe

1. I was hitting on skanks at the bar and I ended up ceching all night long. I ceched in the morning, too.

2. I am so cech, right now.

3. I ate some bomb ass sloppy cechs for lunch.

by AfriendofJoe's April 4, 2008

Creeting

When a man starts cumming he begins danceing and twirling in circles, thous leaving seman all around the room

Baby im about to start creeting turn some music on so i can dance

by KierNigg/Kierslut October 22, 2010

de-crutching

Used to describe the process of forcibly removing contraband substances from a prisoner, by other prisoners.

From the T.V series 'Bad girls'. 'This punishment of de-crutching was once memorably inflicted on Zandra by Shell and Denny and a family-sized tub of margarine (s1ep2)'.

by mal.jones September 12, 2006

shit creeping

one who is always in the way of you doing something.

Man: Dude stop shit creeping on my hacky sack game

by Shane (Dez) July 4, 2008

Discreet Creeping

The art of snapping embarrasing photos of rank sluts and weirdos without them knowing.

Jenna: My thong is hanging out and i'm a slut! I hope no one will practice discreet creeping on me!

by creeperphotosofjenna October 6, 2009