I just suffered from Atlanta urinal constipation
by Santobrad May 22, 2008
I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
by Horny Johnny March 11, 2011
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
I love Curly Haired Constipated Fuck!
by TRIBUTE March 2, 2012
A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
by brandon moby April 15, 2006
Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
by Cwass0nt June 7, 2021
When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
by hie090866 October 20, 2014
When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 7, 2009