close shave

The situation, when you almost got in the any trouble, but the last moment you didn't. You got lucky.

Example:

" Phew, I almost fall in the water. That was a close shave!"

by sanijaswan November 3, 2013

Close The Curtains

Definition 1:To commit Suicide/ End your life

Definition 2: to End or Discontinue something

Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?

Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains

by Jaiylor May 24, 2020

SSORBS Clause

Screen Shot OR Bull Shit
The general understanding that any claim made on the internet or about actions on the internet may be questioned or discounted unless suitable photographic or screen-capture evidence is supplied.

This nutsack was trying to have us believe that he had taken out five level 80 Horde, which included a ret pally and a fire-specced mage, on his rogue solo.

We called on the SSORBS Clause, and he vanished from the forums.

by Letsbreakit September 16, 2009

closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.

I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.

by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009

Coming out of the closet

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.

Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.

Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 26, 2019

closet ninja

A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.

So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.

by AmericanSwagSociety December 26, 2010

Closet Dutertard

A person who always defend Duterte by starting off sentences

"I'm not pro-Duterte but...."

That guy is obviously a DDS but he still refuse to admit the true color of his politexuality, he's a Closet Dutertard

by PutokSaBuho May 8, 2020