cluepon

A (figurative) coupon given to someone who needs a clue. The user of this terminology is implying the recipient is clueless regarding the subject.

"John doesn't even know how to use an Ipod. I told him he needed a cluepon and linked him to the Apple site."

by infi September 13, 2007

Clunes

(pl. n.) People who just won't go.

(As defined by Douglas Adams' The Deeper Meaning of Liff.)

Foxton Rich-Cashbucks: You clutz, servant, I requested a Long Island Twisterini from you nigh on an hour ago!

Farnaby-Chalmers: I do apologise, sir, I was held up by one boffo of a clune in the foyer. Those clunes get me every time, sir...

Foxton Rich-Cashbucks: And that, my dear waiter, is why you earn merely thruppence an hour, now be on your way.

by SplodgeOMatic September 28, 2008

Clue in

To pick up on or sense another’s thought. Usually based on a. knowledge of the person or type of person and context of the situation and b. the ability to read body signals.

The ability to catch on to something without knowing the background.

Entering a conversation midstream and understanding immediately the gist of it.

I knew what he was going to say that, I just sort of “clue in”.

by UWB is really not me February 4, 2010

cluter

The left nostril

Remember that night when we got drunk and you hit that girl right in the cluter?

by markromedia June 10, 2010

Clucked

1. To mess a task up. To completely and utterly ruin whatever you were doing.
2. To have chosen the wrong decision. Taken the wrong path.
3. A censored version of 'Fucked Up'

Most commonly used by a Youtuber by the name of 'Gattor Martin'

"You just clucked up!" "Stop clucking up!"
"Do you not see the red flags? You just clucked yo self up."
"What the cluck are you talking about?"

by Dr. Sandra Lee June 6, 2018

clunker

a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.

When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH!

by scaredinburlington August 25, 2009

Clunes

A hole-in-the-ground just outside of Ballarat, where the rejects, pedophiles and mutants of the world live and reproduce.
Also home to the Bottle Factory and National Bottle Museum

Where do you live?

Clunes mate

Ah, that would explain the extra foot on your forehead and the lack of proper footwear

by moonie-101 July 7, 2011