Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.

Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.

by Super Cru (C-Baller) November 3, 2008

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Clean Cleans

Referring to some new or icy attire. Usually directed toward shoes.

Damn bro them kicks you're rockin are some Clean Cleans son.

by Paulg08 August 12, 2008

clean the sink

To eat ones butthole

"Hey girl, get over here and clean the sink".

by lawdawg February 28, 2015

oxy clean

The feeling of relief after finally shitting as a result of a 3 day oxycontin binge.

Billy says he feels a lot better. Nigga is Oxy clean.

by moneymills October 16, 2009

cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Mr Clean

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.

"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013