Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

A woman.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.

by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013

cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.

She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.

by V November 15, 2002

cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011

cleaning your rifle

Getting a blowjob.

blowjob

George: Why were you late for work this morning? Was Jennifer cleaning your rifle again?

by gallopBoss October 21, 2015

cleaning clocks

catch the fade with some homees.
Busting their asses.
what u say when you are going to war.

"We're goin to be cleaning clocks tonite"

by jdub December 11, 2002

Clearing

The act of losing a "Table Game" led by the older of two age groups at camp, and being forced to take everyone's plates and silverware up. It is a very unwanted job. Also used as a figurative expression when someone does something stupid, a given older kid will pretend that the younger kid deserved to clear the table for what they said or did.

John: Mark, Clearing!!!

Mark: Ahh! I'm so bad at table games. I literally clear at least once every day!

by asdflugcewdsxz September 18, 2013

cleaning room farts

When you sit in a god forsaken cleaning room for so long that the air gets inside your body. This creates a deadly fart that can evacuate rooms.

Somthing smells like dead pheaseants.
I think Tom has the cleaning room farts

by poundtown01 October 26, 2011