clarrissa is a shy girl but if u get to know her you will find that she has more than 21 boyfriends and a younger ones and elder ones and shes the bitchest girl. she loves sweets and chocolates.
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Get the Clart mug.A Latin female. Usually of Mexican heritage who was either raised or has learned to downplay or hide her Mexican identity. She has a deep rooted self hatred for her Mexican blood and tries to hide it with blonde or light hair and makeup. Her last name is a source of embarrassment. She only dates white guys and once married. Her children will be raised as white and their Mexican heritage will hopefully be erased forever.
"Hey Miguel" is that your cousin Manuela, She's beautiful! Is she single?
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
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Get the clarrisa mug.The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
by paul2227 October 23, 2009
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by CupcakeDemon July 2, 2011
Get the clart mug.A known friend of the hostile vagina. This rare breed is overly forgiving of the erectile dysfunctionate. Stimulation is not required, but a medical degree is.
Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.
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