church key 

a bottle opener

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.

church key by travis September 6, 2003

Church Hat 

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.

When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

Church Hat by 241405 January 23, 2009

church wine 

Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.

"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."

church wine by TheRedBaron1916 February 4, 2010

Church Clout 

Clout which is obtained by being involved in church activities such as volunteering or working events.

(In church service) “Dang, you see than new guy? He’s volunteering for that church clout, man”

Church Clout by TheRealDeal003 November 19, 2019

Church of Jupiter 

A religion based on the idea that Jupiter is an omniscient God.

The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.

Church of Jupiter by TheChurchofJupiter June 30, 2020

Church of Senko 

a place of degenerates on reddit and discord, dedicated to a fox girl in anime

Person A : I wanna go to the Church Of Senko
Person B : no don't you'll be a degenerate

Church of Senko by kirizui August 27, 2020

Church of Blanchett 

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.

"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

Church of Blanchett by stanblanchett June 4, 2021