Guy 1: "Man, Tom Hanks is such a good actor"
Guy 2: "Ya, Tom Hanks is okay, but he's kind of a Forest Chump"
Guy 2: "Ya, Tom Hanks is okay, but he's kind of a Forest Chump"
by dontcontactme February 20, 2014
Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.
"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"
"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"
"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"
"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
by ChaceWiggin August 12, 2012
by gamefuck October 05, 2019
Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?
Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?
Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump
by FastestEqity July 05, 2020
by kriptonicvirus April 09, 2019
An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.
-A suicide chump!
-A suicide chump!
by Dog talk November 16, 2010
Fall out Boy is a chump rock band.
by D-Rock disco June 06, 2007