chow and plow

to eat a girl out than hav sex with her

i was with my girlfirend and chow and plowed her

by malo1216 January 16, 2011

hung chow

Constipation. Unable to defecate.

Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's chow was definitely hung.

by Richard Black March 3, 2005

chow meining

The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.

Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.

by just_warming_up September 10, 2009

chow grazing

Especially redundant term for loud chewing, usually in a shared office environment around lunchtime.

Q: Dude, what are you chow grazing on over there? A: Dude, it's a crunchy granola bar, ah-ight? Get off my case.

by Chappy Milhaps July 26, 2007

couger chow

The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.

Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009

Chow Box

1)The space in between a female's legs where a male can find himself pretending he's at an all you can eat seafood extravaganza, hands tied and no utencils.

2)The genetalia of a particular breed of Asian dogs.

My head hurts so bad the only thing that would make me feel better is a face full of chow-box.

by Timmay November 28, 2003

kitten chow

One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.

Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:

whoa kitten chow

by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010