chown

To change ownerchip.

in format: chown <me> <noun>

chown me all of your base.
or, <me> completely chowned all of your asses to <me>.

by nadir September 13, 2003

chown

The Linux command for "Change the owner and/or group of each FILE to OWNER and/or GROUP." Caution- this has other synonyms!

Tom was chowning on his laptop computer.

by psnack July 05, 2009

chown

to poop a very large amount and to have the feeling of emptying out your entire stomach

Oh yeah, when we get home I'm sure gonna chown!

by Lisa Krause September 14, 2006

chown

someone who is a clown and a chode.

Dude, that guy who sells us locks is a total chown!

by resor November 04, 2011

chowned

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.

lol chowned, dick...

by aichains September 13, 2008

chowned

To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.

He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.

by jupdog October 07, 2009

Chown

Not just a giant turd, THE giant turd. The coolest person and/or thing an the face of the earth. Unbelievably sexy and irresistible.

Also see chrischown

WOW!! What a Chown!!

by chown June 24, 2008