chown 

To change ownerchip.

in format: chown <me> <noun>

chown me all of your base.
or, <me> completely chowned all of your asses to <me>.

chown by nadir September 13, 2003

chown 

The Linux command for "Change the owner and/or group of each FILE to OWNER and/or GROUP." Caution- this has other synonyms!

Tom was chowning on his laptop computer.

chown by psnack July 5, 2009

Chown 

Not just a giant turd, THE giant turd. The coolest person and/or thing an the face of the earth. Unbelievably sexy and irresistible.

Also see chrischown

WOW!! What a Chown!!

Chown by chown June 24, 2008

chown 

to poop a very large amount and to have the feeling of emptying out your entire stomach

Oh yeah, when we get home I'm sure gonna chown!

chown by Lisa Krause September 14, 2006

Chown 

combination of the words "your" and "own"; chown.

It is your own fault!
It is chown fault!

Chown by Teehizzle January 16, 2012

Chown 

The past tense of to chew

Everyone loves to chown on a great meal

Chown by Gagafrenchpoodle12345 September 11, 2016

chown 

someone who is a clown and a chode.

Dude, that guy who sells us locks is a total chown!

chown by resor November 4, 2011