Cheese Army

Cheese Army is run by our cheese lord AlfaOxtrot, the cheese army hates birch trees, babies, lactose intolerant people, and getting rickrolled. The Cheese Army is one of the strongest things ever and will not stop until everyone likes cheese.

Wow look at the Cheese Army!

by Whip Creamy April 8, 2021

Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life

Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.

by Woofmutt February 28, 2022

noobie cheese

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007

Going cheese

In hockey, the act of scoring a goal in one of the top corners of the net.

Man, Ovechkin just went high glove cheese on that snapper!

Going cheese in action^^

by jone4700 June 27, 2009

Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014

Grilled Cheese Wednesday

A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room

Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.

by Grilled Cheese Wednesday day November 15, 2017