Checkers in Antarctica

When someone tells you they want to have gay cold sex.

Hey, you wanna go play Checkers in Antarctica?
Sure! Make sure to bring the board.

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Checkersmate

When you are doing scat play at sprays your partner and makes them look like a checkers board.

I sharted during our scat session and now you're my checkersmate.

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Absolutely fucked, totally dickered. Squared up and put down. Non-intelligible, futuristic terminology.

He's absolutely checkerboxed bud.

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It occurs when your nuts are raw and chafed from a full night or weekend of nonstop hot sweatty sex.

Can also occur on long or rainy motorcyle rides

"Hey John, Why ya walking funny? Red Checkers?'

Yup, My ol' lady was a wildcat last night.

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To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

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When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

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When a female is caught checking out a mans package.

I caught Amanda pecker checking me. She is a pecker checker.

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