Gate Chameleon

Also referred to as gate lizards. Persons (usually young, attractive women down on their luck) who wait outside the gates of a military installation in search of naive, young service members (known as boots) in order to acquire goods and services offered on base and spend the boots money on themselves. They blend into the environment and are often seen on the weekends trying to land their prey. Their ultimate goal: marry a boot in order to receive full military benefits i.e. medical, dental, full use of the commissary, exchange, & acquire base housing. Some boots use these gate chameleons as a means to move out of barracks in hopes of gaining independence and receive extra money for acquiring a dependent. Unfortunately, the plan backfires for they're usually assigned a house on base and go broke supporting the chameleon's family (who moves into the home after the honeymoon, if there is one).

"Men, the weekend is here. Beware of those gate chameleons! They know today is payday and they are ready to spend your money."

"Dude, I'm gonna marry a gate chameleon. I can't stand living in the barracks anymore plus I'll make some extra cash because I'm married. Yeah!!!"

by LK_DA April 17, 2014

hairy chamois

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

douche chameleon

A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.

Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.

by basicde June 3, 2015

Acumelation chamber

The cotton pannle in a pair of women's panties is the acumelation chamber

My girlfriends acumelation chamber was so full of dishonerable discharge when I flung them off her they stuck to the wall like a well done noodle.

by Lbm777 January 22, 2016

Dirt Chamber

Dirt Chamber: the mental abyss you find yourself in when you've taken, drank, or smoked too much.

friend 1: what'd you do last night?
friend 2: i was deep in the dirt chamber, dude. don't remember a thing

by foreverrousted March 15, 2018

Phallic Chamber

Where a man stores his man essence. One may use this word in place of the more vulgar ways of saying "Man's Genitals"

"Hey Kevin, how big is your Phallic chamber?"

"Eugh! I hate using such vulgar language to describe male genitals! Thankfully, I can use Phallic chamber as an alternative."

by Pasha D. July 14, 2018

jake chambers

If you are reading this because someone told you to look it up, they said hi and you are their favorite person goodbye go eat some mini tacos

and i oop -jake chambers

by res&alt September 24, 2019