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Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.
You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.
by Dave Lawrence July 19, 2014
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Egg Carton

The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)

As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!

Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.

Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.
by legstretch October 19, 2012
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Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef June 14, 2007
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Caston

Caston is an ignorant cuck.
by Carter is Short December 17, 2019
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Carton Nogger

A person who likes egg nog out of a carton
You don't like home-made egg nog, you're a carton nogger.
by Blert December 17, 2008
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Milk Carton

Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.

Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.
Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!
by IIIXIII313 October 23, 2011
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canton

City south of Akron. Home to the pro football hall of fame which is gay. The citizens of canton think it is the biggest city in ohio. It has a abundance of abandoned steel mills and railyards.Canton is shitty
I was lost in canton yesterday and asked some hick wher the football hall of fame was and he looked at me stupid because i didn't know
by cantonsucks December 8, 2003
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