canedo

best name any one can have. Makes others jealous.

I am so jealous of that canedo!

by demolsher2005 May 25, 2017

Caveman shit

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology

Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.

by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019

Caledonia

A girl who is so beautiful and cool. She's kind and gentle, but also strong and determined. She's generous and calm, but also can definitely have a shit ton of fun. You definitely want to party with her.

Jeff: "Omg watch out here comes Caledonia, she's so fucking sexy!”
Dave: " Ya I know she was at Kayley's party. She's so fun!"

by jumbowumbo September 14, 2019

Guatemalan Cave Snake

When a guy rubs guacamole all over his dick for lube and then jams it in the girl's ass.

Judy went through a lot of TP after Bob gave her that Guatemalan Cave Snake!

by Mars Mission November 12, 2012

Fap Cave

Your favorite place to masturbate in peace. Your fortress of fap solitude.

What does Eric do all day?

Idk probably fap in his fap cave.

by Arnold palmer October 9, 2014

shake it like a caveman

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies

wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!

by joseph malk July 1, 2012

cave dweller

A racist name for a white person. Implying that their ancestors were feeble/ignoramus beings that took shelter in a cave. Thus resulting in their lack of pigmentation in skin and lightly colored eyes.

Bill: " I went to a party on the North Side last night and everybody was giving me weird looks!"
Dick: "What are you doing hanging out with those cave dwellers anyway? They really get under my skin."

by SamboStalin November 8, 2011