Breakfast Nap

VERB-the action of continuing sleeping after waking up in the morning due to having insomnia, or pulling an all nighter the night before. This action is usually done between 9am-11am.

its doug awake now?
he was, but after that party last night, he decided to take a breakfast nap, so hes back asleep!

by The_awesome_boy June 13, 2011

Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up

Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast

by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017

Breakfast in Cuba

A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella

"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"

by Boonester December 4, 2016

Tart's Breakfast

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

by Pripper September 13, 2010

Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023