When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.
Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
by SunShizzle June 1, 2011
Get the Bread Wipemug. by Galinial December 1, 2020
Get the Dry breadmug. To make money.
by Swag1023 November 19, 2015
Get the Makin' breadmug. Specialists and overseers of truth and enlightenment, we are recognized for the worship and appraisal of BREAD.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.
Bread.
And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.
Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.
It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.
Amen.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.
Bread.
And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.
Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.
It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.
Amen.
Yo I was just accepted as an apprentice into the bread cult and yo their cult parties littt it was me and fifty other chicks and we was in the middle of the crowd playing chess, without the chess.
Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
by breadcultツ September 6, 2016
Get the bread cultmug. Me:"yo that team we played last night was fucking BREAD dude"
Sax: Yea i know man, they blew. We were up 3-0 just 4 minutes into the game.
Sax: Yea i know man, they blew. We were up 3-0 just 4 minutes into the game.
by GmoneySagHairs August 21, 2009
Get the Breadmug. When your such a clown that your not even considered a clown anymore. You're considered something even more stupid.
Basically the superiority to clown
Basically the superiority to clown
by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021
Get the clown breadmug. by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015
Get the bread squeezermug.