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Boredom is a disease that is wide spread and if handled incorrectly, can lead to death. If you suffer from boredom, please consult a friend for help.

Boredom originated before the days of christ. In Fact, there was a 13th disiple named boredom. His rightings were later taken out of the bible because of Jesus' extreme distrust for this man. While disiples such as Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, Boredom gave Jesus the gift of... well, Boredom. As a side affect of Jesus' miricles, Boredom spread through the world. In greek mythology, Boredom came from Pandora's Box.

Boredom became popular in early 1900 America when ball-in-a-cup got old and the yoyo was invented. There are many ways to get rid of boredom temperarily but it will definitly return at some point. One way is to look up definitions on this site which is probably why you found this. Others include playing catch, drinking, smokeing, ding dong ditching homes, playing sports, and if worst comes to worst, watching the O'Rielly Facter.

In many Boredom related deaths, people were reduced to acts of aggression such as cutting themselves (see emo) and skate bording (other wise known as punk behavior). These victims of boredom probably were reduced to this level when there PS2 or Xbox 360 was sent in for repairs and all the O'Rielly Facters on Youtube were repeats.

Let me warn you again, if you experience even the slightest hint of boredom, go online and IM a friend for funny conversations in the past, pictures they have taken, or just a good story (possibly one that goes along with the picture).
John: I think I'm suffering from boredom, I think I'm going to go skate bord.

Stacy: NO, DUNT DO IT. How about you just come over to my house and we talk this case of boredom through.

John: Thank you Stacy, you may have just saved my life.
by ipwnn00bs24 September 14, 2008
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bored

A state of feeling no excitment or energy
It always sucks to be bored
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I'm so fucking bored

A statement made to oneself when all prospects of activity seem futile or nonsensical. See lackadaisical, suicidal
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Boredsauce

The payload you blow when your so bored you just have to do the one-handed clap.
I was so bored I jacked off and blew my boredsauce on the keyboard.
by 3Psweeze January 7, 2010
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boredom

Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.
by Cracker August 27, 2003
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boredom

the all consumeing state of mind the devours students in the back of algebra class and turns them into screaming lunatics
1"hey did you hear about kevin the totally freaked out in algebra"
2"ya the doctors said he got really bored during the lecture on quadratic equasions"
by Colte July 31, 2004
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Bored to tears

A combination of being both bored and tired, which commonly occurs during a boring ass class, and not enough sleep, also called being bored shitless.
Partying late on a Sunday, or just staying up at night on a school night batin or doing late homework can lead to this the next day in class.
Teacher:

Slope is calculated by measuring the height and the length of any part of the ramp. The slope is the. . .

Me: (stapling my eraser to form of a smiley face because i'm bored to tears)
by Boredhuh July 1, 2011
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