berries

hipster lingo for money: dollars, bucks, etc.

dude lemme borrow some berries...i gotta go to diesel

by msjazz April 17, 2006

berries

The level of attraction one feels for a particular gender. The level of attraction one exhibits for females is represented by pink berries while the level of attraction one exhibits for males is represented by the number of blue berries that particular individual has. Purely bisexual people are said to have an equal number of both types of berries, asexual people have basically no berries, heterosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to members of the opposite gender, and homosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to their own gender.

Oh man, I am fucking asexual! Even that gay guy has more pink berries than me! Why the hell is my berry count so fucking low? I have no will to fuck anymore!

by TheBigBlackBerryBitch June 12, 2009

dingle berries

When a collection of toilet paper and shit build up on your arse hairs to form 'dingle berries'.

Sean likes eating dingle berries after a week without showering.

by billy February 14, 2004

Berries And Cream

When A Guy Masturbates Or Busts A Nut On His own balls

Then The Girl Sucks The Cream And His Balls At The Same Time

Bob: Sucks My Nuts I'm About To Bust
Mary: Oh Yes Berries And Cream, What Fun!

by moises liberato January 3, 2008

the berries

To give the berries: to 1. deride or tease 2. be mean or rude 3. generally give someone a hard time.

1. I hate Joe. All he ever does is give me the berries.

2. The service was terrible, so I gave them the berries;

3. Person A: The bastard still hasn't coughed up.
Person B: Are you gonna give him the berries?

by Hasangai September 21, 2005

Berries

Amongst many things, a form of marijuana which is high in potency and visual quality. Sometimes referring to the fruity taste, but not always.

Them buds Shay had were some straight berries. I'm blown back off one joint!!

by Shay Muny April 12, 2008

Anus-Berries

A word used to indicate you have failed at whatever you were trying to do. Sometimes is another word for "Piles". Can also be used as an insult.

Example 1:

Some Bully: Oi, mate, your hair looks like a festering turd!
Bullies Victim: Oh yeah? Well you're an Anus-Berry!

Example 2:

Juggler: *After dropping the juggling balls* Aw man, that was total Anus-Berries.

by JugglingDude July 6, 2010