Fuck Boris

'Fuck Boris' Is a song published by Saint T and some other leng people. It's about Boris Johnson being a shit PM and Madeleine Mccann for some odd reason.
Search it up on Youtube and have a listen

Stranger 1: Have you seen Fuck Boris ?
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 1: Wanker

by Neevsmingeiswide August 15, 2021

Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

doing a boris

The art of touching someone on the thigh, with or without their permission. (who knows)

Watch out! Looks like George is doing a boris.

by notsoharry October 1, 2019

bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

by Kurt August 8, 2004

Boris

Used interchangeably with the majority of negative and derogatory words. Particularly synonymous with failure, ineptitude, general uselessness and being shit.

"You've managed to completely Boris that up."
"What an absolute pile of Boris."

by Waragainstsleep September 13, 2020

Brobis

Bros doing buisiness, also known as Brobis. Brobis refers to a genre of reality television in which the primary focus is on a dudebro or group of dudebrodies taking part in some out of the ordinary vocational activity.

We spent all Saturday morning watching Destination Truth, our favorite Brobis show besides Ghost Adventures.

by Shademonger September 29, 2012

Big Boris

A rather large cock or the name that a man called would call his nob.

My big boris is so big its like 30 cm long !!!

by Farris McKenzie October 18, 2008