Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.

Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"

by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024

wobbiting

The phenomenon that happens in a car when only one window (or only front windows) are open while the car is moving.

Could you crack your window? The wobbiting is really bad.x

by sheep_girl June 20, 2024

Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.

Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!

by Sinky Winky Poo December 6, 2024

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

salad bobbing

When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.

Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!

by aries:) March 13, 2009

turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017