jobio blobio

used to describe anything when you can't be bothered to use the proper word(s)

"Pass me the jobio blobio" - meaning pass me the remote control

by Dav_e January 11, 2008

Sloppy Blobber

A wet, saliva covered blow job.

Dude, that chick gives the best sloppy blobbers ever! I'm surprised she isn't dehydrated afterward.

by TimInBoise March 30, 2010

Amorphous Blob Relationship

To be in a relationship that is incapable of having a title and/or label

Person1: Are Charles and Liz a couple.....
Person2: No their in a Amorphous Blob Relationship.
Person1: That makes sense

by Hade5079 April 22, 2011

Blob

A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.

You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob

by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011

blob

a forgotten blog that has not been updated for over six months.

If you have written the words, "Sorry, I have been so busy, will be back soon" on your blog, it will soon become a "blob". And you are now officially a "blobber".

by knockgav December 11, 2010

blob

(v.) to blob. to move in a drunken stupor in a way very similar to an aoemeba or a blob of goo. to roll/slide around shapelessly and unbalanced when extremely wasted or just very fat.

Joe had so much to drink that he kept blobbing off the couch onto the floor.

Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.

Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.

by whoopie November 10, 2007

the blob

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"

Yo, let's go jump on the blob!

by SLK May 23, 2004