Beaner executioner

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.

Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019

Old Bean

1. A friendly form of address to a man.

Great to see you Old Bean!

by The Only Old Bean July 4, 2019

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019

UWU smol bean

Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.

Y/N: Hello! UWU smol bean: ;-; Y/N: ? UWU smol bean: .-.

by meryaleen January 18, 2021

Momma's Bean

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

human bean

A sympathetic but emotionless bean-eater that has seen all the goods and bads in humanity, and is willing to make sacrifice(s) to fulfil something that is greater than the value he or she places on himself/herself because of a strong sympathy on other beings.

He is a real human bean.

by HY371c May 3, 2018

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008