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Alabama Barking Spider

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?
by Walkndude October 30, 2013
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spider bark

To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 19, 2018
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Booze bark

(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.

Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.

A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Aaron: "Iloveyoujess."
Jess: "Ew Aaron, stop booze barking."
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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Furry Barker

An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.
Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.

I could taste my own furry barker.

The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
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barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.
"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.
by mronesuit August 12, 2009
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charles barkley

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.
Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
by asfegf February 16, 2008
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Barkev

a most beautiful Greek god outside the reach of time and space; psychedelic ecstasy
i was so amazed; it must have been a Barkev
by WishingWanderer February 4, 2010
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