Baedolf Titler

A whitty comeback for your special lady when she's nagging you.

Her: "Make sure you separate the laundry"
You: "ok Baedolf Titler, pff"

by Zenqueef January 9, 2020

Blades shard

It’s a sub class of the drug called diz (Mdma) which is more good for the brain, heart stomach n liver. Same potency as the drug meth except it Is good for the cholesterol. It started to appear at blades crib Noosa Sunshine Coast back in 09. The lads from the sesh have only touched blades shard since. Tara’s diz career flopped.

Blade: Oi yo you want some blades shard

Bazza: fuck Ye cunt
Hazza: shards, like as in meth?
Blade na, na blades shard and shard are 2 completely differnt bags of drugs

by Blade sells good shard April 30, 2020

Bladder Buster

When you are getting utterly railed with your legs over said males shoulders and he plows you so hard he bruises your bladder causing you to then go to the ER due to urinating blood.

YO...my fuck buddy gave me a bladder Buster last night.

by BLADDERBUSTER666 November 26, 2020

Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.

1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."

by ppg436 July 7, 2010

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.

I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.

by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013

bae blade

sexy chick who genuinely likes the 2000's kid stereotype

ex. One Direction, Beyblade, etc.

Alex is a bae blade

by Sister Hefner June 24, 2018