bidet

A Polish drinking fountain.

I apologize to Poland for that.

by ha ha ha ha ha ha March 17, 2005

Ghetto bidet

When one flushes the toilet while sitting on it causing the water to cleanse their ass like a bidet would do. For maximum efficiency it is recommended that one should dip their ass slightly into the bowl of the toilet, thus splashing more water between the cheeks.

When making use of the ghetto bidet one should make sure the toilet is empty. You do not want a cold wave of piss showering your anus.

by TKFT January 9, 2013

Bidet Fuck

It is the new trend. Kanye started this idea shortly after his tour. The male takes a shit and then fucks his lover and you must make her squirt and then you use her squirting to simulate a bidet and clean your ass.

Molly said " I had sex with Vince and I suggested the new Kanye Bidet fuck and first he was against it but it was awesome. I squirted like a damn fire hydrant on a hot summer day in a broke neighbor hood. His ass has never been so clean.

by isiskillall October 22, 2018

Bidementia

Biden's dementia

Bidementia can't speak right because of his dementia

by BidenHasDementia December 5, 2020

BIDENBALLS

Bidenballs is a condition wherein someone with a liberal mindset can attack a conservative because they feel safe now that the President is Joe Biden.

Boy, Nancy really grew some bidenballs and attached that conservative who still didn't take his Trump sign down.

by NACJAMES January 18, 2021

BidenCraft

This is the SMP-RPG-MMO Server of All Time

Joe: BidenCraft is so fucking amazing
John: yeah bean that was a kickass server right?
Bob: Yeah, I bet they had some f u u u n
Joe: Wanna hop on again today?
John & Bob: Y E A H B E A N

by [e-mail] March 1, 2021

Biden Bounce

See Zelensky Bounce, only it's Your ass getting jackhammered.

"I can't walk after filling my gas tank. Sleepy Joe really gave me the Biden Bounce."

by Elmstrosity March 16, 2022