bert mccracken

there are no words to describe him......well, you know, except: hot, amazing, beautiful, shaggable, talented, awesome, bad. Oh yeah, and MINE

what the hell do i type here

by Cori McCracken December 21, 2003

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken= sexy. somethin youd like to fuck.

Wow you look so Bert McCracken today! Lets fuck!

by Z FU October 15, 2003

beotch

A word made up by minorities in a time when speech impediments and making up words was cool.

Beotch, whaddya smoking?

by Scandalous October 3, 2005

Big Bertha

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.

Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.

by CommandoDude March 24, 2008

bert mccracken

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!

RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)

by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003

Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.

Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.

by AKA4 March 2, 2011

Bert McCracken

The man that i want to marry... i love him so much i cant even believe.. i hope to meet him soon and to all you women out there who want him... hes so mine.. lol i wish.... im gonna move to Utah and try n meet him cuz he is the most sexxi thing ever... and not only that, he is an amazing singer adn a great song writer.... p.s. I LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!

just one look at him and you'll be hooked.... i haev been since like they first came out....

by Berts Babi February 13, 2004