She’s eating me because she loves me

The sentence used to describe personality tropes for Hannibal Lecter.

Claude: Welcome back to this episode of She’s eating me because she loves me

by ThrowYourMbackOut March 17, 2021

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us

The best thing ever said. EVER.

no srsly

Guy "yo yo yo rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us"

Me "Ummm...... okay".

by Blahb April 2, 2005

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

What I scream at my friends

“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”

by Chicken nugget lover April 24, 2018

Everyone-Liked-Him-Because-He-Was-Britishy-Dugan

See also Axie-Dugan, Shamey-Dugan, and Gold-Chainey-Dugan.

An ex-boyfriend of mine who was British, but greasy, weird and annoying. Everyone liked him solely because he was British. I too was a fool and acted like a gullible idiot and went out with him for three days.

Me: Everyone liked Everyone-Liked-Him-Because-He-Was-Britishy-Dugan because he was British.

by Definition Dugan September 6, 2004

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.

Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*

by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018