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Beasters

Weed grown in Cananda (not shitty weed). The word is a hippie term coming from BC buds or weed grown in British columbia. Hence the word Beaster.
by Johnny January 29, 2003
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Blaters

Colloquial form of 'Blatently', used to express agree ment about something, or to state something's obviousness.
Jenny: Are you going to watch Neighbours then?

Rth: BLATERS!!

or

I'm so tired. I'm blaters going to take a nap this afternoon
by Mathamagician November 15, 2005
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Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 25, 2010
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Angry Beavers

Angry Beavers was a nickelodeon cartoon about two brother beavers.
Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
by infamousqweaf April 16, 2009
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hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
by staciekins86 May 23, 2011
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Wife Beater

T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.
by lilvoyce May 28, 2006
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Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else
Tree is the beatest meat of them all
by Tomokiman September 20, 2016
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