Berry Blaster

Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.

Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!

Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!

by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

by Catricious June 19, 2011

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019

Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."

Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!

by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010

beater's curve

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009

Sexy Beastess

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.

by Blayde February 28, 2008