carnival barker

A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.

Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate

by Reality355 May 18, 2011

Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 26, 2010

BARKEL

Acronym for the Seattle suburbs of Bothell, Auburn, Redmond, Kirkland, Edmonds and Lynnwood. A breeding ground that produces sleazy aggressive cougars who prey on young Seattle men at bars and restaurants.

Clete was wasted and totally fucked that BARKEL last night

by Joshwa F January 11, 2008

Actual Barker

Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.

Jo: OMG check out that dog!
Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?
Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker

by Joelywh December 4, 2007

Bad News Baars

This is a quite versatile phrase that has been making it way around the corners of the internet for a while now, but has yet to be discovered and understood by most the communities out there.

It can be used as an adjective in warning, in regards to creepiness on the internet, or as a noun in context with online creeps.

"Did you hear about that guy who sent dick pics to that underage girl?"
"That's Bad News Baars."

"I just joined this discord server, with a few cute guys in it"
"Careful, Discord servers are Bad News Baars"

by Yeeyeeasshaircut January 18, 2021

beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.

I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.

by PeeBee February 23, 2004

Ronnie Barker

Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.

Customer: Fork Handles

Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)

Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.

Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper

by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007