Aunt Thomasina

A female Uncle Tom.

Diana Ross was an Aunt Thomasina.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Aunt Nathalie

a poor poor aunt who gets crappy gifts from her nieces and nephews
she wishes every night for you to die in the worst way possible
stop sending her bonerjams mugs she doesnt like it

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by jimmybiscut74 April 08, 2021

Aunt Eddie

When a girl sits on the floor with her mouth open and a man stands over her pooping in her mouth while saying "The Shitters Full"

Yea John gave me a nice aunt eddie last Night

by The Big E 69 November 21, 2020

Aunt Edwin

Female version of Uncle Edward but has a smelly vagina and is lesbian and has got 10 gapes in total while digging for rattle snakes to go up her ass while the female Tyrone gets his strapon

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I was in the park and I pulled an aunt Edwin.

by Fishnuggets66 August 23, 2023

Aunt Anne

When a woman farts while sitting on your lap.

We were watching a movie together when she did a peticularly dirty Aunt Anne.

by Uncle Charly December 17, 2017

Aunt Vickie

slang for Vicodin

Mom: "What are you guys doing?"
Greg: "Oh just going to visit Aunt Vickie."

by grandmaster sploosh July 18, 2012

An Aunt Marion

The intentional or lazy action of short arming an item to another person forcing that receiving person to reach unreasonably further to grab that item.

"Dude, really?! I always have to reach across to table to take the ketchup bottle from you. Stop pulling An Aunt Marion!"

by The Mountain Cat May 26, 2018