ASSCLOWN

Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major dick so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun

GUY #1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown"
GUY #2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"

by THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE October 16, 2005

assclown

Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.

If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date.

Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.

by PhillTheDeal April 13, 2006

assklown

Chris Jericho

Im a #1 assklown

by Dickie Hewey July 7, 2003

No Talent Assclown

Bandit... Also see Mhedmonds

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 16, 2008

assplosion

a massive, urgent defecation

Dude, that Indian food was good, but I had quite the assplosion after eating it!

by PolyAmethyst July 28, 2016

assclot

much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in your ass, causing an assclot.

danny got his stool pushed in by some gay dude the other night...LOL what an assclot!

by LEWXCORE May 23, 2008