your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

watchblog

Calvinist blog that focuses on monitoring and exposing theologically unsound or heretical movements.

I just read a great post at the slice of laodicea watchblog about Elvis impersonators leading worship.

by Smurf Breath April 7, 2007

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"

B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."

2.

A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"

B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."

by FlyingNinjaRightBehindYouRUN June 3, 2011

Yo-Kai Watch

It's just a fun game that is cool. And if you start saying it's a pokemon rip-off you sound like a fucking boomer.

Guy 1: I don't like yo-kai watch.

Me: I respect your opinion

Guy 1: it's just a pokemon rip off

Me: Dude the only resmblance is that it has catchable monsters. That's like comparing Mario to Sonic, think before you speak.

Guy 1: Huh.....I guess that's true

by Devil Jevil November 8, 2020

watch my six

covering your back. six comes from being behind a person (six o' clock position). so "watch my six" is "cover me from behind"

SWAT Team Leader: Watch my six boys, this is goina get ugly

SWAT Team Members: Roger that sir.

by Wite Kastle October 6, 2006

gypsy watch

To look out for and guard a particular area from thieves. The area does not need to contain especially valuable items. A common task usually delegated to a friend when having a house party, also the primary responsibility for mall security personnel.

Hey Bill, I need you to be on gypsy watch tonight, last time I had a house party my fondue set went missing. Make sure it doesn't happen again.

by Rooks November 27, 2007

hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004