Wampus Cat

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...

I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.

by BrianMccaleb January 14, 2017

James Wampler

James Wampler is a hella gay furry who loves rape and hates straight people.

"hey, did you see James wampler in his fursuit?"

Yeah, I shot him.

by James Wampler March 22, 2022

wampler

wampler, to pull a wampler: to pull federal offences and get away with them.

Man Juan just totally pulled a wampler.

by William Blew the third July 14, 2006

wampler

To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.

Dude, totally wamplered that chick last night. Now she has vaginitis.

by Anus Examiner November 16, 2010

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when lo

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 13, 2008

Wampus

When your anus is like a vacuum and you get popcorn stuck in your shitter.

Last night I was wampus

by wampus420 May 21, 2018

Wampus

A simpleton. not smart

Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.

by ittybittyspidergotyour# October 25, 2009