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Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.
John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
Twat-Wagon by Dr Cats PhD June 28, 2011

Chooch Wagon 

Name given to a big diesel pick up truck. Sometimes this truck will have the ability to roll coal.
Example1
guy 1: man this truck she goes fast.

guy 2: ye she be choochin.

Example2
Just got a new chooch wagon
Chooch Wagon by pwagon September 9, 2013

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

on the wagon

A colloquialism generally referring to an alcohol abuser's sobering up time. Can also be used as a general reference to refraining from any bad habit, i.e. diet or drug usage. Closely related to fell off the wagon.
1. "Hey Bill, you wanna do whiskey shots tonight?" "Sorry Bob, I'm on the wagon."
2. "Hey Jim, you sticking to that Atkins diet thing?" "Yup, I'm still on the wagon."
on the wagon by Drinkin' again January 19, 2005

Pussy Wagon

A vehicle purchased exclusively for the purpose of attracting foxy young women for one-night stands.
Rock Hershaft bought his Chevy conversion van for pounding pussy at the drive in. Yea, it's a Pussy Wagon alright.

"...we made love in my Chevy van..."

"...If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'..."

"...My name is Buck, and I like to fuck..."
Pussy Wagon by Carman Guya November 26, 2006

Taco Wagon 

A low riding car, usually a chevy with enormus rims and filled with wetbacks.
John: why do wetbacks drive taco wagons?

Bill: So they can cruise and pick vegitables at the same time!
Taco Wagon by jd4960 April 2, 2011