It smells like an outhouse on a tuna boat, omg Coleen has a whiffle cunt, she had sex with Rob in the parking lot.
by Nipple Knockers March 24, 2021
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My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.
by ProjectA July 19, 2019
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Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.
Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.
by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009
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Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
by vogonjoe March 19, 2014
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by adwawdawa February 12, 2017
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by Davedaveandgreg September 29, 2015
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