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Watsonville

used to be cool, but now it's just a boring crappy town.
a person from SANTA CRUZ: "Hey lets go to watsonville!"

other person from SANTA CRUZ: "Nah man, that place is boring! there's nothing to do!"

a person from WATSONVILLE: "Hey lets go to santa cruz!"

other person from WATSONVILLE: "Okay! :D"
by ninjakiller666 March 8, 2011
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watsan

An overgrown guy who has a cock, and uses steroids to grow it.
My cousin is a watsan because his dick sticks out of his pants.
by Kfjng February 8, 2008
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Watsoned

V. To have been unexpectedly extremely drunk.
Derivation. From two friends who, though unrelated, shared the same house, surname and a propensity for beer and other intoxicating substances. Friends and associates who tried to keep up with their consumption would inevitably suffer the following day.

Can only be properly used in the past tense.
Boss. Radegast, you look rough this morning!

Hungover. Yeah, I got Watsoned last night!

Boss. Ah! Nuff Said.
by Peter Radegast June 12, 2003
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Watson

Usually associated with Sherlock Holmes. Anyone with the name Watson, is very family oriented and will most likely kick your ass if you mess with them.
person 1-"Dude, did you see that guy get knocked the fuck out?"

person 2-"Awesome. He got Watsoned!"
by Lovely Locks August 14, 2009
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Watson

“Watson”; to break watt-sun

–verb (used with object)

1. to smash, break, or split into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: "He watsoned his computer."

2. to foolishly destroy or break computer software or hardware as to making the equipment completely useless forever.

3. to make into utter rubbish: "Al just completed full-watsoned that guy's laptop."

4. to partially break: "The computer was only half-watsoned. It might be repairable."

5. to infringe, ignore, or act contrary to a policy, a law, or common sense: "She watsoned her promise."

6. to destroy or interrupt the regularity, uniformity, continuity, or arrangement of: "Jeff just pulled a full watson."

7. to penetrate anally with the intention of causing irreparable harm: "I just watsoned his ass, and enjoyed it."

–verb (used without object)

8. to become inoperative or to malfunction, as through wear or damage: "The computer system watsoned this afternoon."

9. to shatter, burst, or become broken; separate into parts or fragments, esp. suddenly and violently: "The computer watsoned in his lap."

10. to become suddenly discontinuous or interrupted; burst abruptly: "He pushed too hard and his anus watsoned."

11. to completely ruin one's life: "I watsonned my life."

–noun

12. an act or instance of breaking software or hardware; fracture; destroy; obliterate: "The software was just watsoned."

13. an opening made by breaking; gap: "The watson in the monitor screen has not been repaired."
"I'm having a really good day, I sure hope it doesn't get watson'd this afternoon."

"Dan only half-watsoned his Blackberry."

"Jeff pulled a full watson."
by Symguy May 4, 2009
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emma watson

Emma Watson is so hot i could fuck her all day
by harry glor November 10, 2008
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Watsonist

A student, follower or practitioner of Watsonism.
As a Watsonist, he devotes much of his time to pondering over the obscurities of matters which appear to be elementary to a layman.
by iamwatson December 1, 2011
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