Tour started in 1995 as an answer to the commercialization of Lollapalooza. Now, just an excuse to mass market punk rock as a fashion trend to adolescents.
by sean April 22, 2005
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It's kind of sad to see a band as legendary as Bad Religion surrounded by such vast amounts of pure fail, especially when you consider what the Warped Tour once was.
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A day where you see a lot of bands you have never heard of, buy stickers and shirts of bands you have never heard of, and you get kicked in the face from moshing to bands you have never heard of. And you do this so you can sound and look "cool".
1: "Did you go to Warped Tour?"
2: "Yeah! I saw a thousand and 24 bands there, and bought all their shirts! And I got kicked in the face!"
1: "Wow, you are way awesome, aren't you?"
2: "Yeah, I am, don't be jealous, but I'll be talking about Warped Tour all the time."
2: "Yeah! I saw a thousand and 24 bands there, and bought all their shirts! And I got kicked in the face!"
1: "Wow, you are way awesome, aren't you?"
2: "Yeah, I am, don't be jealous, but I'll be talking about Warped Tour all the time."
by loves popcorn August 16, 2009
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Chick:"Give it to me!!!"
Guy:". . . ok!"
*SPLOOOOSHH!
Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"
Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."
Guy:". . . ok!"
*SPLOOOOSHH!
Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"
Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."
by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010
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by Scoundrel October 15, 2006
Get the Warpower mug.A very ugly girl that usually has a face like a pumpkin with a rotund lower body that is excessive in every way shape and form.
Tommy laid pipe to a warpig that kept screaming about green apples. Then asked if that fat bitch had left yet... talking to her.
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