Waffleing

The act of taking a shit and stomping it into the shower drain. This is better achieved in large standup showers.

Could you do me a favor and stop waffleing when you take a shower?
But, it saves time in the morning!

by ShockMe318 October 01, 2019

Waffleing

To get get blazed, baked, and pretty much high.

To become a waffle.

Yo man lets go waffle
I am a waffle, dude, I am so baked
We were waffleing man

by Tymaclean May 01, 2016

waffles

Used to describe the mixed signals you might receive early on in the dating process.

"I called Tim last night, but as usual he served me a big plate of waffles."
"Tow him."

by pea October 26, 2005

waffles

something that everyone in Windsor Ontario fucks.

"Fuck my waffles, bitch!"

by skiskimofo July 12, 2006

Waffling

wof-uh l- ing- verb.

Standing near the waffle maker in a cafeteria and hitting on a sex interest who is making a waffle. It is a fool-proof method because, no matter how annoying or unwanted you are, they have to be there for three minutes.

Johnny needs a date to the dance, so he's been waffling all morning.

by nataliekayt November 19, 2007

waffling

When someone falls asleep on their keyboard and has a 'waffle' pattern on their face.

Person1: Why is so-and-so not responding to my IM's?
Person2: Dude, so-and-so is probably waffling!

by Oprahruru November 20, 2008

waffling

1. To talk on and on and on without realising that no-one is really listening to you, and you aren't really listening to what you are saying, you just like the sound of your own voice.

2. To 'waffle' or 'waffle on'

1. Geez that girl is really waffling

2. Man, can that bloke waffle on or what?

by muttman August 20, 2004