Vortex Coalition

A shitty larp pyramid scheme that is run on Minecraft anarchy servers by morons

Did you see that clip of voco (Vortex Coalition) losing a 1v25?

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.

"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."

by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025

Almu Vortex

Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.

-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”

by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021

fecal vortex

The merging of three or more shit storms form a fecal vortex.

This country is in a real fecal vortex politically.

by WordFinder1 June 23, 2022