Heineken Virus

A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.

Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!

by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021

The Osama virus

The Osama virus, a E-terrorist attack from beyond the grave.

Guy who knows knowing about computers: Watch the Osama Shoot down video
(link to The Osama virus)

by Wilde at Heart May 27, 2011

cloud virus

An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.

Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.

by burdeman October 12, 2014

Quillman virus

Addicted to motorcycles, obsession on younger girls

Ayo he has the quillman virus

by Struggleman September 4, 2021

Novel Virus

Novel virus refers to a virus not seen before. It can be a virus that is isolated from its natural reservoir or isolated as the result of spread to an animal or human host where the virus had not been identified before. It can be an emergent virus, one that represents a new virus, but it can also be an extant virus, one that has not been previously identified.

The novel virus is spreading like crazy

by 1Shot Duke April 29, 2020

kluge virus

a virus that effects the spelling of an individual

person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS

by Asswhooper69 September 3, 2021

T.P. Virus

The reason all the tp is gone, also known as tp-pocalypse, rise of the tp zombies, and WWTP. Linked to overblown panic over covid 19/ coronavirus

Me:Remember back in 2020 when we freaked out about the t.p. virus?
You: yeah..... i about died.....

by Frickstar March 16, 2020