Vanderdeuce

To defecate in such a way that you effectively kill the unfortunate toilet.

Dude, I'm sorry. I had chicken curry last night and I Vanderdeuced in your crapper.

by brundl3fly August 10, 2010

Vance

Vance is a handsome person who you will enjoy getting to know, the Vance I know loves sports and he's had a rough life so far, but you can see him smile a lot!

Someone: who is that?
Me: that's Vance! (in a proud voice)

by Winx_LOL December 11, 2020

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.

Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!

by smithee985 September 18, 2010

Alex Vance

He's a carebear. The one with the good hair. Wheat Thin knees. Duck toes. Oh yeah I love those. Smack him with kindness and he'll beat you up with love.

Yeah oh yeah, if I only had a friend like Alex Vance.

by goobsmack July 7, 2017

Vancel

A great man who flops between being extremely confident and very unsure of himself. Will be a great loving father and a good teacher. Loves to work with his hands, and is an inventor. Very unique. Handsome with admirable qualities. Fixes things and problems in his own way.

Girl: Who fixed this door with duct-tape and old garden hose?
Boy: Dad, he Vancel-ized it.

"That man invents stuff...what a Vancel.'

by sapphirarlo December 16, 2010

Vandermark

To be useless, uninterested and basically not care in general.

"I'm totally going to Vandermark it today and say I'm going to the post office, when in actual fact I'm going home to masturbate"

by BBDO October 2, 2012

Sailor Vance

Adj. An unusual person who enjoys drawing strangely shaped giraffes that look oddly like male
Genitalia on tennis courts. Most of the time you act like you are better than everyone else because your dads phone number is 3333333.

You are being such a sailor Vance right now!!!!

by SailorHater123 November 27, 2018