Value

When something works in your favour / to your delight

Person 1 "Fancy going Nando's??"
Person 2 "VALUE"

by jgambo August 21, 2009

P-Value

The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".

Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.

Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...

Guy: Oh...

by alexholder November 24, 2010

Dump at face value

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump.

Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!

by themayhall May 11, 2006

Valessa

Stoner chick. Loves bob marley. Vary sarcastic. Dont mess with this chick! You can win her heart with food. Loves spicy food. Vary good at baking.

Valessa will bake and bake.

by Hokeypokey2 December 19, 2016

Sexual market value

Also known as SMV.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.

something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice

in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.

Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.

by veinsofgold May 28, 2019

Value Moment

A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.

Boss: "Value Moment for today: Do not tie a labrador to the seat of your bicycle while riding, you or your labrador may risk serious injury"

Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"

by La Florecita Bonita May 13, 2006

street value

The average price a drug goes for "on the street", or from most dealers.

Street value for a gram of chronic is 15 bucks.

by TFS August 18, 2005